Got to hang out at the Ninth Circuit Judiciary Conference this week and caught Janet Napolitano’s opening talk:

Homeland Security chief Janet Napolitano says U.S. faces an eventful fall

Kind of unfortunate headline, though. I don’t think she was actually predicting the total collapse of the United States. Yet.

If so, well, you read it here first, folks.

And, by the way, we reporters don’t write the headlines.